Helmet's bad jokes thread

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Helmet's bad jokes thread

Postby jibberandtwitch » Wed Oct 11, 2006 14:20

i am a big fan of bad jokes, good jokes are ok as well i suppose, but i still prefer the bad ones. I have come up with a few myself, here is one of the best (or worst by normal standards)

why are Germans and Russians so different?

'cause they're poles apart :D

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Postby schlep » Wed Oct 11, 2006 14:23

Did you hear the one about the broken pencil?

Never mind, it's pointless.

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Postby whippersnapper » Wed Oct 11, 2006 16:11

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Indeed they're not funny at all! HA HA HA! :lol: :lol:

Here's my contribution:

What do bees do if they don't want to drive?
Wait at the buzz stop.

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Postby Baby Coelacanth » Wed Oct 11, 2006 16:45

This is the BEST JOKE EVER....

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

The Interupting Cow.

The Interu...

Mooooo!

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Postby schlep » Wed Oct 11, 2006 17:54

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Control freak. Now you say "Control freak who?".

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Postby Alternate BC » Wed Oct 11, 2006 18:32

schlep wrote:Did you hear the one about the broken pencil?

Never mind, it's pointless.


Wasn't this used in Black Adder ?

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Postby Pet Lamb » Wed Oct 11, 2006 18:42

AlphabetBusinessConcern wrote:
schlep wrote:Did you hear the one about the broken pencil?

Never mind, it's pointless.


Wasn't this used in Black Adder ?


You're right...so it was...I can visualise Rowan Atkinson's mouth saying the words... :lol:

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Postby Alternate BC » Wed Oct 11, 2006 19:24

Found it:

Edmund to the Queen:

"Madam, without you, life was like a broken pencil...pointless."

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Postby Pet Lamb » Wed Oct 11, 2006 19:44

AlphabetBusinessConcern wrote:Found it:

Edmund to the Queen:

"Madam, without you, life was like a broken pencil...pointless."


I loved Miranda Richardson as the Queen...she always made me smile...just like the Little Girl out of 'Absolutely'... :D :D

http://www.absolutelyandy.com/absolutely/

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Postby Alternate BC » Wed Oct 11, 2006 19:56

Black Adder is just great. Never liked Mr. Bean, but Black Adder... yay !

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Postby clippa » Wed Oct 11, 2006 20:30

I fancied the pants off queeny when I was little. She's still my type :D

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Postby Alternate BC » Wed Oct 11, 2006 20:34

I love Miranda ! Got her autograph.

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Postby Pet Lamb » Wed Oct 11, 2006 21:07

Saw her live on stage in Edinburgh a few years ago...she is almost ethereal in appearance... :D

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Postby clippa » Wed Oct 11, 2006 21:47

I mean queeny, not her, I've no idea what she's like.

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Postby Alternate BC » Wed Oct 11, 2006 21:58

garland wrote:I mean queeny, not her, I've no idea what she's like.


I know who you mean :)