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Postby Greyhound » Fri Nov 09, 2007 06:34

djbladdered wrote:CJ is King Tithead, Judith is a fox ,Lego Man - superb!
Have you noticed how Dermot (quiz show host) always says something saucy about Judith e.g 'This next question is about bikes, Judith, a home banker for you eh Judith? EH, JUDITH?'
(Dermot emotes saucy leer, Judith shoots him daggers of lust)
Eggheads - how do they get away with it before the watershed?


heheheheheheh.

Judith is strangely sexy: CJ is King Tithead.

Dermot LOVES it. The dirty b'stard!

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Postby Meenie » Sun Nov 11, 2007 16:47

Ol' dermot was laying it on well thick on Friday's show,i hadn't been aware of his lechyness with madame de sade before it was mentioned here,he does love it doensnt he? and she is just as bad,its like barbara windsor and kenneth williams had never died!

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Postby psparky27 » Sun Nov 11, 2007 17:09

The thing about CJ is he think he's the Biz but in fact he is total pants . Nuff said :)

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Postby Meenie » Sun Nov 11, 2007 17:36

yeah,i beat him at books and literature on friday,i owned his ass!

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Postby djbladdered » Sun Nov 11, 2007 22:25

Dermot is a sleazy perv
it takes one to know one :roll:
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Postby djbladdered » Sun Nov 11, 2007 23:08

the emoticon i used is a sleazy perv too
not unlike Dermot
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Postby djbladdered » Sun Nov 11, 2007 23:09

Boomshanka
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Postby djbladdered » Sun Nov 11, 2007 23:10

that last post was to get me to 100
shame on me and the perv emoticon
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Postby Meenie » Mon Nov 12, 2007 16:28

You're not the first to employ that tactic and you probably wont be the last! :roll:

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Postby zombiegod » Wed Nov 14, 2007 19:35

If you've not been on the show yet I have a cunning plan!

When you vote for the Weakest Link (and you write the persons name), you do the following...

Write the persons name & draw a flower at each side.
Write the persons name & draw a little man on one side and a house on the other.

Everything is Easy, yes?.
You are an inspiration to me. You are my inspiration of how not to be. You are my inspiration to achieve a better way of life.

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Postby Meenie » Wed Nov 14, 2007 19:37

i like the cut of your jib young man!

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Postby Meenie » Wed Dec 05, 2007 12:11

Well todays the day fishies,i am just about to jump in the car and drive to the studio.
I am not feeling especially clever nor stupid so anything could happen!
I am intending to convince the telly people to let me wear my grey tour shirt on the show,i am going to use the excuse that it covers up the ladies boobs that are on my forearms,they are bbc,they will panic and not see my plan lying all patient beneath!



I am going to listen to the Damned's silly kids games for inspiration on the journey,that'll do the trick.

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Postby steve adams » Wed Dec 05, 2007 12:24

Meenie wrote:Well todays the day fishies,i am just about to jump in the car and drive to the studio.
I am not feeling especially clever nor stupid so anything could happen!
I am intending to convince the telly people to let me wear my grey tour shirt on the show,i am going to use the excuse that it covers up the ladies boobs that are on my forearms,they are bbc,they will panic and not see my plan lying all patient beneath!



I am going to listen to the Damned's silly kids games for inspiration on the journey,that'll do the trick.

good luck :)
get well soon tim smith !!!

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Postby Pet Lamb » Wed Dec 05, 2007 13:28

Good luck Meenie...fingers crossed that...you get to wear the t-shirt...and you get to win some money... :D

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Postby clippa » Wed Dec 05, 2007 13:29

You'll have to tell us when it'll be on so we can all point and laugh. It's a shame they don't do a line in cardiacs turbans, they wouldn't make you take that off. We could have broken your arm and drew a big man and a house on it. Is it too late to get your face tattooed?