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Postby brother abnego » Wed Jul 18, 2007 12:14

Made Of Worms wrote:It's that tortoise off Creature Comforts.


..."easily-turn-on-and-offable"...yeeeesh...
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...send for phil, he knows how to deal with this kind of thing...
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Postby Made Of Worms » Wed Jul 18, 2007 13:07

Heheh, he must've inhaled a few keyboard vapours mustn't he. Y'know, the number of times I've watched that and never noticed his environment: he's really turned on the machine that goes ping hasn't he. And dashed off a few bogus post-its as well I shouldn't wonder, what a busy man. But why's he set up his studio in my gran's living room?

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Postby steve adams » Wed Jul 18, 2007 14:12

Made Of Worms wrote:.


You've not tried that particular route onto telly then steve? Let the ugly mogul touch your hairless bits?

nope im too old (41)
also ive been told its cold,and it hurts,
and ive never been able to keep
the dont tell anyone, its our little secret bit quiet,
much as i like sweets and puppies :wink: :oops:
however i have just thought of a show
i dont know, if anyone else has had this idea
pro celebrity bumming :roll: :oops: :)
get well soon tim smith !!!

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Postby brother abnego » Wed Jul 18, 2007 14:28

steve adams wrote:pro celebrity bumming


...aka "I'm A Celebrity, Get This Out Of Me"...


...I'd like to nominate this towering musical genius for season one (Achtung: Not Safe For Work)...
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Postby dogsetc. » Wed Jul 18, 2007 14:44

abnego wrote:
steve adams wrote:pro celebrity bumming


...aka "I'm A Celebrity, Get This Out Of Me"...


...I'd like to nominate this towering musical genius for season one (Achtung: Not Safe For Work)...
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Good title :lol:

Christ that image is as lynchmob-able as i've ever seen.
Head for the hills Darius.
Oh, he already has...

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Postby Made Of Worms » Wed Jul 18, 2007 15:51

I feel the sudden urge to burn a consultant paediatrician. Well, all the letters are in there somewhere aren't they.

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Postby clippa » Wed Jul 18, 2007 19:35

Made Of Worms wrote:dashed off a few bogus post-its as well I shouldn't wonder


They probably all say something like "Philip, do not touch" and "your sticks that go bang are on the table dear"

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Postby Made Of Worms » Thu Jul 19, 2007 19:10

Damn, I fear I'm going to offend sensibilities.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/devon/6906062.stm

BBC news online wrote:A man has been arrested after three British schoolgirls were assaulted while they slept at a youth hostel in western France.

The teenage girls were staying in the Pinede Youth Hostel in Saint-Brevin-les -Pins as part of a trip organised by Kingsbridge Community College in Devon.

French officials said a man obtained a key from a hostel staff member and touched the girls' arms on Sunday.

The school said it was an "extremely distressing" incident.

The girls were travelling with 50 other pupils and teachers and were staying in a four-berth room in the hostel.

The man had touched two of the girls' necks and a hand of the third, before a fourth girl screamed.

If you read the rest you're still none the wiser, except it was near where something else happened eleven years ago. Dirty arm-touching french bastard was thirteen years old then. I'm sorry, it must just be bad reporting, but it made me laugh.