INTRODUCE YOURSELF

This place is for support questions and reporting any bugs/mistakes found on the forum.

Moderator: The Alternate Consultant

Batesy
"Dirty Boy Batesy"
Posts: 2284
Joined: Tue Jun 27, 2006 11:38

Postby Batesy » Sat Nov 17, 2007 16:37

Laudation indeed - that's a great site! Good to meet you last night too - hope you made it to Harwich - wherever that is!

User avatar
cranski
New fish
Posts: 7
Joined: Sun Aug 19, 2007 12:56
Location: bristol
Contact:

Postby cranski » Mon Nov 19, 2007 21:56

Thanks for the comments everyone!
Means loads, our singer is beside himself at all the nice things!
I wish I was worthy of laudation...


www.myspace.com/whosafeard
Dorset is Beautiful

The Great Ladle
New fish
Posts: 4
Joined: Fri Nov 23, 2007 16:35
Location: My Top Pocket

Postby The Great Ladle » Mon Nov 26, 2007 13:15

Hello you lot

I'm the greatest human being ever, without a doubt, according to Doubt Weekly.

On another note

there is no bright side.
All my peas are gones.

Batesy
"Dirty Boy Batesy"
Posts: 2284
Joined: Tue Jun 27, 2006 11:38

Postby Batesy » Mon Nov 26, 2007 17:12

I used to work in a pea factory and still have contacts. Let me know if you need more peas.

User avatar
Mr Dogstand
Cardiacs Expert
Posts: 1257
Joined: Sat Jun 24, 2006 11:16
Location: Bromley
Contact:

Postby Mr Dogstand » Mon Nov 26, 2007 17:18

Hello to The Great Ladle. You're not any relation to Kettle are you? Pot Lamb or any other kitchen paraphernalia?

Regards
Mr Hobstand
Mr Dogstand.
Image

"Shouting at Young Children Since 1989"

User avatar
Pet Lamb
Cardiacs Expert
Posts: 3334
Joined: Fri Jun 23, 2006 14:40
Location: Scotland
Contact:

Postby Pet Lamb » Mon Nov 26, 2007 21:55

Mr Dogstand wrote:Hello to The Great Ladle. You're not any relation to Kettle are you? Pot Lamb or any other kitchen paraphernalia?

Regards
Mr Hobstand


Are you making this into a kitchen sink drama Mr D...? :wink:

User avatar
mutlien
Silver Cardiac
Posts: 62
Joined: Sat Nov 24, 2007 03:46
Location: Back the shed

Postby mutlien » Fri Nov 30, 2007 23:38

Aaaah, In my haste to start talking to fellow Cardiac fans, I totally missed this introduce yourself bit...

So, erm....

HELLO THERE ME HEARTIES!!

I'm definitely me, but sometimes I'm them, or him... I can never remember/forget. :oops:

Thank you all for your already sharp wit, intelligent minds, spelling correctors :wink: , and of course endless streams of fun and information!

Hail majestic corporate light.
The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

psparky27

Postby psparky27 » Fri Nov 30, 2007 23:39

welcome Mutlien. Where you from?

User avatar
mutlien
Silver Cardiac
Posts: 62
Joined: Sat Nov 24, 2007 03:46
Location: Back the shed

Postby mutlien » Sat Dec 01, 2007 01:42

psparky27 wrote:welcome Mutlien. Where you from?


I'm from Warrington nearish to Manchester. How about you?
The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

Jill Howard
New fish
Posts: 19
Joined: Tue Nov 20, 2007 00:34

Hello I am New Here

Postby Jill Howard » Tue Dec 04, 2007 00:10


Hello

I hope you don't mind me joining in here under Jill Howards user id, but my name is Trish (short for Patricia) and I'm Jill's next door neighbour. She's always typing away on that on that other thing, the er Cardiacs Chatlist and said that when she's not using her computer I can come and have a chat with yous lot instead.javascript:emoticon(':)')

To tell the truth, I wouldn't really call myself a Cardiacs fan, but Jill said it's a nice way to meet intelligent people of a certain age (I'm 43 and divorced). Given my status, obviously it's men I'm interested in meeting. I've had a look at Jill's Cardiacs mouse mat and think the one wearing the hat looks rather nice! Do any of yous look like him? Also as I sidi bou said before, I'm not really what you'd call a proper Cardiacs fan and I would be grateful if perhaps some of you could point me in the right direction of what songs I should make myself familiar with in order to impress The Cardiac fans of the opposite sex!

Incidentally I liked Genesis when I was young, so much so that some may class me as a groupie (sadly my ex never got past this). I even have a signed copy of The Lamb Lies Down On Broadway. I haven't told Jill this as I suspect she wouldn't talk to me again (the album thing would offend her, not me once being a groupie).

Look forward to hearing from you (the men more than the girls obviously).

Trish

User avatar
Meenie
A Dead Pest
Posts: 3432
Joined: Thu Sep 21, 2006 18:35
Location: Planet Earth
Contact:

Postby Meenie » Tue Dec 04, 2007 01:41

allright Trish,just buy everything its all ace.

clippa looks exactly like the one in the hat.

User avatar
Alternate BC
Maresnest Admin
Posts: 2569
Joined: Fri Jun 23, 2006 00:00
Location: Orange Country
Contact:

Postby Alternate BC » Tue Dec 04, 2007 09:14

Welcome Trish ! Are you sure you want to meet men here ? I met some of them before and after the Astoria gig.... :lol:
Me, i am married with children. :lol:

User avatar
clippa
Cardiacs Expert
Posts: 4603
Joined: Sun Jun 25, 2006 16:24

Postby clippa » Tue Dec 04, 2007 09:48

You've definitely come to the right place Trish. Behind the mundane picket fence façade, this is a rustling, insect-infested, crusty hotbed of sexual depravity. You're almost gagging on the musty stench of testosterone and gusset-grease as soon as you log in. You can't get moved round here for all the erectile tissue.
You're welcome to one of our many rutting Jims, or maybe you'd prefer one of our young bucks? Gubbins is in season I believe, he seems rather flighty of late.
Dinner's at 1, lights off at 7, You're allowed to wear jeans on a friday, but you must tuck your shirt in. Some nights we'll let our hair down and partake in a game of charades after tea, but it has to be a reason why you like someone, after one of the boys became a bit unpredictable during the "terminator 2" debacle last christmas. I knew things had taken a turn for the worse when pet lamb suggested a second round of kia-ora.

User avatar
Carli Dogstand
All Spectacular
Posts: 396
Joined: Sat Jun 24, 2006 11:06
Location: South London, UK
Contact:

Postby Carli Dogstand » Tue Dec 04, 2007 10:48

Hello Trish
You little sexpot.
Image

she is blessed with the mane of a horse and wings of a bee

User avatar
Pet Lamb
Cardiacs Expert
Posts: 3334
Joined: Fri Jun 23, 2006 14:40
Location: Scotland
Contact:

Postby Pet Lamb » Tue Dec 04, 2007 10:49

Welcome Trish... :D